The Republic of Government of the Republic of Lucas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lucas Finch with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 1.602 billion Lukishs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Norwich. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.

The Lucasian economy, worth 81.2 trillion Lukish Pounds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,704 Lukish Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Government of the Republic of Lucas's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lukasion.

Government of the Republic of Lucas is ranked 78,551^st in the world and 118^th in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 373.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.